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I'm Majken and I'm a cunt hole freak

joetrohmanislame:

i want to date a cute girl with great hair. someone who’s a musician. someone who wears a lot of dresses. someone who plays keytar and sings. someone who does both of those things in cobra starship. victoria asher. i want to date victoria asher.

attention all vegetarians

peachtml:

a lot of people don’t know that mcdonalds fries contain beef in them and mcdonalds has been sued a long time ago for this but it’s still happening!!

the company says the “natural flavor” on the fries include beef flavoring

the official ingredients on the mcdonalds website for their french fries specifically says “natural beef flavoring”

even if you’re not a vegetarian or already know this, please reblog this and let people know 


Anonymous: HOW AND WHY DID U ALMOST GET HIT BY PETE WENTZ IN A GOLF CART IM INSANELY CURIOUS ABOUT THIS 

cleffairie:

I’M GLAD YOU ASKED!!

okay so august 5th was my monumentour concert in dallas right? okay so  my stepdad drives this huge embarrassing van he calls big bertha, anyway we couldnt find the entrance to the venue and he went to the lot that said “vip parking” and i see the fucking tour buses!!! and so im like “lmao i dont think we’re supposed to be here” AND LITERALLY WHEN I WALK OUT OF THE VAN I WALK INTO DAVID BOYD FROM NEW POLITICS and im like HOLY SHIT HEY DAVID and he waves to me and so like im freaking out and this fucking golf cart almost runs over me and im like WOW WATCH OUT DOUCHE BAG but i see the BRIGHTEST fucking shit eating grin that is attached to mr pete wentz in the passenger seat telling a poor security guard to go faster (and joe is in the back seat smiling) and its followed by a MUCH slower cart with patrick and andy (i got to yell to them and andy actually waved to ME and said hi) thats how i was almost killed in a gold cart containing fall out boy.

rygabe:

[sees a photo of alex suarez and nate novarro] i love your photo on instagram. are you guys dating? are you in love? get married. you should get married. have baby