The pirate lives here

I'm Majken and I'm a cunt hole freak

  • it was against the rules to get lyrics written out yesterday, but patrick was at the end of the line so i'm like, hey, might as well try, right?
  • me: could you write something out for me quick?
  • patrick: yeah yeah shhh c'mere shh super secret what's up
  • me: could you write "we're falling apart to half time?"
  • patrick: done!
  • my mom: that's against the rules, sarah!
  • patrick in this super deep super serious voice: you're going to jail, sarah.

montparnah:

autisticbrucebanner:

straight people are not allowed to reblog this post.

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straight people are not allowed to transfer the contents of their bank accounts into my paypal

lumos5001:

hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

true story


Anonymous: this is me sending an ask to myself to see how it looks on my theme 

omg im so popular

thmmrs:

keep your friends close and your fall out boy cds closer